How to make an Awesome Sandwich
June 11th, 2006
Wow. I just made the tastiest sandwich ever. Here are the instructions:
1. Get some Rye Bread (I used “Extra Sour” rye
2. Get some Green Pepper
3. Get some Tomato
4. Get some Miracle Whip
5. Get some Shredded Beef
6. Get some Mustard
7. Put the oven on broil and put the bread in
8. Cut up your pepper and tomato.
9. Check the bread.
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10. Finally, take the bread out and place golden side down on plate
11. Put on generous amount of miracle whip
12. Put on tomato
13. Put on green pepper
14. Put on mustard (just squirt it as evenly as possible)
15. Put on cheese
16. Put on beef
17. Put on bread
Here’s what it should look like:
Congratulations. You can cook.
