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Google’s Summary of Me

So, I decided to search for ralree tonight, and of course my blog came up as the first result. I just thought it was funny what they chose as a description for my blog, which happens to be part of a code paste from a few days ago…

Hanky’s got a gun

I need to go to the handgun store. View Larger Map The handgun store is open at the following times: Mon – Friday 9AM – 9PM Sat 9AM – 6PM Sun 9AM – 4PM

How to drink a Guinness in Ireland

If I ever end up in Ireland, I think I will have to try a Guinness. This Article explains how to avoid any embarrassment and what to look out for. Also, there was a really cool picture of a nuke going off today:

NKTR for the win!

After looking through hundreds of stocks, I think I might check this one out: It looks technically promising. We’ll see how that turns out.

The Morgan State GOP Debate Was Great!

Well, I just got home from the debate, and I have to say that it was phenomenal. The candidates really showed that they have the courage to lead the country by facing the tough questions they were asked at this debate. I’d like to highlight who was there: Ron Paul Mike Huckabee Sam Brownback Duncan Hunter Tom Tancredo Alan Keyes And who wasn’t there: Rudy Giuliani John McCain Mitt Romney Fred Thompson

A woman that should run for president

Here’s a nice email I got today: Sent: Wednesday, September 19, 2007 2:13 PM Subject: FW: This Lady Should Run For President Here is a real woman who should run for President! Oh OK – let’s see what she has to say! Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. Oh man, I’m scared!

Citibank Greasemonkey Plugin for Firefox/Linux

So Citibank is lame – they don’t think that Firefox in Linux is a supported browser, but seem to believe that it is under Windows and OSX. Well, good thing we have Greasemonkey around. // ==UserScript== // @name Citibank Continue // @namespace http://www.ralree.info // @description Makes the Citibank browser warning page go away // @include https://web.da-us.citibank.com/cgi-bin/citifi/portal/l/l.do // ==/UserScript== document.getElementsByTagName(‘input’)[0].click; Get it here. As you can see above, it does nothing dangerous. Just clicks the damn button for you so you [...]

How to eat concord grapes

Oh man. I just fell in love with concord grapes. These things are insane. So eating them is a bit tricky because they have seeds that are lodged inside their gummy insides. My method is simple. Put the grape entirely into your mouth Strip it of the skin with your teeth, and put it aside in your cheek Move the gummy inside in front of your teeth and bite down almost entirely Suck hard and pull This strips the seeds [...]

Graduation Video

I found my graduation video while cleaning up today. You can download the 70MB MP4 copy as well.

Doctors don’t make as much as you think

I found that after paying off medical school loans and paying malpractice insurance, and factoring in that most doctors don’t get vacation and work more hours per week than I do, it might not be worth the added years of schooling and the added stress unless you really love what you’re doing. Here are some calculations: The Programmer Assumptions The average programmer makes around $70,000 mean salary while in the work force They get a 2-week vacation They work 40 [...]