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My Review of The Melting Pot

So, I went to the Melting Pot restaurant today. I was anticipating it last night, so I had a look at the menu. I noticed it was going to be extremely expensive, and I knew it was fondue, so I thought it would be a ripoff. It turns out that it isn’t all that bad, but it’s still overpriced. You start with pots of cheese with bread, apples, and vegetables to dip. Then you move to salad, which is pretty [...]

Beer Craving 2008

Today, I got the craving for some beer again. I drove down to Corridor Fine Wines and picked up 49 beers (singles, of course).

How to eat concord grapes

Oh man. I just fell in love with concord grapes. These things are insane. So eating them is a bit tricky because they have seeds that are lodged inside their gummy insides. My method is simple. Put the grape entirely into your mouth Strip it of the skin with your teeth, and put it aside in your cheek Move the gummy inside in front of your teeth and bite down almost entirely Suck hard and pull This strips the seeds [...]

CheeseToast.Org is Live!

Now, you can see all the cheesy goodness at Cheesetoast.org. Have fun!

How to make an Awesome Sandwich

Wow. I just made the tastiest sandwich ever. Here are the instructions: 1. Get some Rye Bread (I used “Extra Sour” rye 2. Get some Green Pepper 3. Get some Tomato 4. Get some Miracle Whip 5. Get some Shredded Beef 6. Get some Mustard 7. Put the oven on broil and put the bread in 8. Cut up your pepper and tomato. 9. Check the bread. while not bread.golden_brown foot.tap end 10. Finally, take the bread out and place [...]