Thoughts on Flying

I was looking to see if I could bring my deoderant on the plane. Turns out I can’t since it’s over 3oz. But wait – down the list a little is this gem:

Gel-filled bras and similar prosthetics – Gel-filled bras may be worn through security screening and aboard aircraft.

Wow, awesome. I wonder why this is. Couldn’t a terrorist just sport some bomb boobs? I mean, could a convincing transvestite take down an aircraft? Why is this allowed and not my water bottle?