GUANTANAMO NOW!

Here’s a clear and concise list of people who should be sent to prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba:

David Robert McMenemy, for running his car into what he thought was an abortion clinic and setting it on fire, luckily killing no one. Terrorist!!!
Robert Weiler Jr., because he confessed to making a pipe bomb and planning to use it in an attack on an abortion clinic. Terrorist!

We enacted the Patriot Act. Why aren’t these people classified as terrorists like they should be?