I own stock now!
May 23rd, 2006
Well, I finally took the plunge I’ve been thinking about takeing for over ten years now – I bought stock. Now I just have to wait for the holiday season to kick it up to where I can sell it, and I’ll be set.

I hope your stocks crash and burn, and you become poor. Not before you impregnate Kelsy though and then your child is born poor and it dies of hunger because you are a bad dad and have no money because you wanted to play stocks. lol